Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.
Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
by smellie mofo July 21, 2011
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Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn
Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.
by Speedy Trains June 06, 2024
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Navy Train

A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.
My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.
by JaxxTheHaxx October 23, 2020
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Train Cult

A Cult that worships the Train Gods, like Thomas the Tank Engine. They perform daily sacrifices, usually on people who annoyed the gods or just some random dude. Also their arch-nemesis is Stupid Idiot Cult.
It was time for Train Cult to perform a sacrifice.
by Train Person December 11, 2020
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 09, 2017
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european chu chu train

It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.
by Pendulum dick April 11, 2016
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2 train

7 Av express train that goes from Flatbush Av Brooklyn College in Brooklyn to Wakefield 241 Street in the Bronx. Has a total of 71 stations and it is one of the fastest trains in NYC and it is kind of faster than the 3 train (sometimes passing Canal Street slowly as hell and sometimes stopping in the middle of nowhere before it touches Chambers Street.
"There is a downtown express 2 train to Flatbush Av-Brooklyn College, approaching the station, please stand away from the platform edge."
by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024
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