Turtlesneeze

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.

I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.

by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021

turtletours

A booba strange wee Irish man who is 'Not very poggies at all' Known across all corners of the internet for his fetish for 'Booties'

Look at him and his fannytec. He's a bit of a turtletours aint he!

by dylanc533 May 18, 2021

Turtleding

The coolest Youtuber to Exist

Look Turtleding is finally streaming !

by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021

Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021

turtlemania

When someone really likes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and talks about it often. People like this often "kin" one or a few or maybe all of the turtles.

"I rewatched 2018 TMNT for the seventh time this year, probably because I've got turtlemania."

by VeeTheBean September 29, 2023

The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016