by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023
Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
by Ullaswag July 22, 2017
by Bbcmanbbg December 14, 2022
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.
I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017
a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 08, 2020
When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.
by cosmogurl November 21, 2013