One-Wayer

in motorsports, most notably NASCAR, a driver who has such little talent, when the schedule goes from a traditional left-turn only track to a road course with right turns, the driver fails misrebly.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. , Matt Kenseth, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Burton, Kasey Kahne, and Kyle Busch are all perfect examples of One-Wayers.

by Levantence December 7, 2006

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one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

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smart one

one who lives in their own universe

so smart it scares him,and everyone else.

by bill fry June 27, 2005

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The most amazing five people to ever exist. Anyone who dislikes them is INSANE! This British and Irish boyband consists of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn These five amazingly perfect boys are so great that no other boy can compare! Their fans are called directioners and if you say anything bad about 1D they will kill you with carrots and spoons then revive you and run you over with a lambrogini! DONT MESS WITH DIRECTIONERS!!!! Directionators are the totally wannabe know-nothing-about-1D so not fans who think they're directioners. Directionators are frowned upon by society. ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND LOVED BY EVERYONE

Girl 1: oh my carrots did you see One Direction's concert last night
Girl 2: Oh my carrots YES!!!! they were so hot!!
girl 3: I threw my panties on stage and Niall picked them up *swoon*

by CShro August 3, 2012

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