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Marko

Marko is the worst person alive.He should burn in hell.He is an ultimate fuckboy and liar.U can't trust person named Marko.He will break your heart and pretend like he doesn't know you.Don't get in contant with him.
person1:"Oh hey,what's up with you and Marko?"
person2:"Don't even say his name i hate him he ruined my life."
person1:"Oh i'm so sorry let's get drunk together"
by brokenmolly May 1, 2018
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marko

A very nice boy who is always helpful and honest.
A great friend, especially when you are "down".
Can be quite pessimistic, but will always see the silver lining.
A proud agnostic.
Somone you can rely on in your time of need.
An attractive serb.
Pamela: Marko! I need help!
Marko: Of course i'll help you, its in my nature!
Pamela: Thanks marko, you are the best.
by pamellamma October 7, 2009
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Marko

Is a very gay pedophile that will fuck any baby ur child that is in a 30 meter radious of him.He has a very small penis but gigantic balls.if your kid is a male he will absolutely destroy his ass.hE has fucked about half of the population of children.Keep your kids home if you want them to have a normal sized asshole
A guy fucked 27 children yesterday
Aww man he must ne a Marko
by GIANTCOCK696969420 June 30, 2020
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x marks the spot

You let cookies and cream ice cream melt in your mouth, reserving a large cookie piece. Each person in the circle sticks out their tongues and the person with the largest cookie piece, or x marks the spot, wins the round.
Kelly: Your cookie is bigger than mine.
Shannon: X marks the spot!
by sarah ridiculous October 16, 2007
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ken marks

the defined muscles near a man's pelvic area that resemble those of a barbie ken doll when he's naked.
"Omg that guy has ken marksssss, he's gawjusssss"
by Dee baby December 14, 2008
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Buff Marks

Buff Marks Are The Marks You Get On Your Biceps, When You Get Extremely Buff, And Then Go A Few Days Without Working Out.... Resulting In "Buff Marks" Being Visible On You Biceps
Damn Nigga I Got Some Stretch Marks On My Biceps.... " Nah Nigga, Them Buff Marks!!!"
by FireBuff November 17, 2009
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Sled Marks

When you do a poor job of wiping, but instead of a single poo line in your underwear (i.e. skid marks), you end up with two parallel lines.
"Oh man, I need to do a better job of wiping, there are sled marks everywhere!)
by RB81 January 15, 2011
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