shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

Ass Cannoli

Someone extremely self-involved; very selfish person.

"I was just cut-off by a BMW! What an ass Cannoli."

by Schmutz June 12, 2016

dickli-ass

A playful way of calling someone a "dick ass."
-(also see "dick ass")

Quit slapping my buns you dickli-ass!

by Gitface June 21, 2011

Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

Extra ass

Extremely extra.

I can’t with her and her extra ass personality.

by Tinky4 July 2, 2018

ass coral

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009

gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

by anita break November 30, 2011