half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.

I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.

by waterdude125 June 23, 2011

Wait'll half

the time when any task short of life or death is completed on Sundays afternoons in the fall

wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?

daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??

by cosmofries November 13, 2011

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

half slap

when you slap or get slapped by a person or dwarf owning a hands of a baby

Cody: I will slap you with these baby hands
Cliff: You mean half slap dontcha?

by bamdalam September 16, 2011

Half slug

A term used to describe a dick that is neither hard or flaccid. The half slug is generally used by men to wave or display to soneone they are in love with.

Codge showed steve his half slug, and steve ejaculated.

by fetus 124yes September 25, 2011

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

half-sister

Female that has one parent in common with other living beings.

My half-sister is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023