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king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos
by KingD93 February 11, 2013
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brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.
Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.
by Braindouche! December 8, 2010
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Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.
That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
canucks frogs
by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011
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douche tart

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.
That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.
by boh818 April 4, 2009
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Douche Whistle

A sound added to the key up of a CB radio. It is also known as a "key up tone". This tone can be (and not restricted to) an ascending tone, a tri-tone or a sound clip. It's uses vary by the user. Some are used to glamorize one's radio while it could also be used to annoy other chicken banders. Douche whistles are most popular with truck drivers and Cb'ers in Mexico.
Did you hear the douche whistle on that Mexican's radio?

That guy is annoying the shit out of the truckers on 19 with that douche whistle.
by Dooley-413 April 27, 2011
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douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.
by allieisawsome January 18, 2009
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