paper train

A cargo of money and/or illegal substances

“Ay when’s the paper train coming? “
“Soon tony, my uncles driving it. He’s the best paper train driver i’ve ever met..He won’t let us down.”

by dugwit May 27, 2020

The D-Train

When a person performs sexually intercourse with Dewey. They must straddle him while signing "who wants to ride on the D-Train" This can be performed facing Dewey or Not facing Dewey. The person must also watch out for Debo

"Who wants to ride on the D-Train"

by Fredi Roulette March 13, 2023

train yenta

The foursome of loud, obnoxious ladies who sit together on the commuter train and don't shut up for the entire ride much to the dismay of folks trying to sleep, read or work.

Trevor was forced to listen to music on the train just to drown out the "train yenta" and her friends who wouldn't shut the fuck up for the duration of the train ride.

by trevman31 May 27, 2010

Ape Train

A mystical train that constantly travels around the world. It is only inhabited by apes. They are mostly silent, but they scream when they fall of the train.

"Wow! Did you see the Ape Train pass by? Amazing!"

by The Deadliest Ape August 15, 2018

Train on me

Asking to be fucked by multiple men.

Hi boys... will you run a train on me?

by Nunabiznachmofo October 2, 2016

e train

An etrain is a train but on discord in voice calls, multiple participants are needed.

Jimmy, did you hear about the wild e train last night in wrld? It was so good

by BANANNIIIIIII September 5, 2023

V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).

1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!

by danasp_42 February 3, 2020