Jake

A dude with a small penis looks at girls named silly wonka

Wow what a Jake
His pp is so small

by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020

Jake tinta

A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen

"your being a jake tinta again"

by Blondyy November 11, 2009

Jake

Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.

Look its jake, you should get to know him, he is amazing.

by HeLlO iTs RoRo December 7, 2019

Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022

Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward

Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..

by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016

Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.

JAKE STOP CALLING ME "WOMAN"

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020

Jake

a poopy diaper baby simp

Don't be a Jake

by notjakenihei November 2, 2021