the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Plum Tree

A group of besties on genshin impact unofficial led by the hot short king yummy plummy

Plum tree is actually so sexy

by RaspberryQwerty May 15, 2022

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

pan tree

A big apple tree, but instead of apples on it, there's pans on it.

The gardener picks the fresh pans off the pan tree.

by AStrunkMan69 May 25, 2022

On The Joshua Tree

An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".

"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris

by TheHandOfBoxes June 4, 2022

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021