When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
Get the Freddie Showermug. when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022
Get the straddle showermug. by Dsnutz37087 March 31, 2017
Get the casper showermug. (noun)
1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.
(verb)
2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.
1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.
(verb)
2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.
She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.
He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.
He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.
by TheBounder October 1, 2024
Get the Teabag Showermug. “Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.
by Shower-selling July 14, 2021
Get the Shower-sellingmug. Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022
Get the Czech golden showermug. by Commish8 October 6, 2019
Get the Mexican Showermug.