goonslop 

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon

Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*

goonslop by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonie 

One who is gooned too, in the sense of goonsesh.

Man, I had a rather large goon session last night and my goonie was your mum

Goonie by MyPseudonymWithAY March 26, 2025

Gooning 

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.

Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning

Gooning by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025

Gooner 

Rylan Berry

Rylan Berry is a FUCKING gooner

Gooner by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025

Gooner 

Someone who constantly jerks their shit

My mate Rylan Berry is a HUGE gooner (fake name)

Gooner by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025

Gooner Artist 

A gooner artist is a person from the tiktok art community who hates another person's artwork especially young artists
For example the "LUNA" situation where a kid made art of an oc called Luna and one asshole started to hate it and caused the comments to him (instigator)

There are many artists supporting her and your just a gooner artist

Gooner Artist by Ur stinky March 29, 2025

Goonrotted 

When you masturbate and watch porn so much that it has an effect on your brain.

“Dude Im so fucking goonrotted, i have a tab open constantly for porn.”

“What the fuck?”

Goonrotted by iluvpuppydog March 31, 2025