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French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.
- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.
by totus tuus March 6, 2024
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French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.
Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.
by Joelito69 January 25, 2021
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Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".
Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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the french

A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.
"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."
by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022
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french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.
"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"
by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013
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