Recreational Florist

A Bud tender, weed dealer, dispensary worker, drug dealer

Will you visit the Recreational Florist and pick up an eighth of something good.

by Lustifer September 10, 2023

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023

Abe Flores

The Holy Grail of Mexican sex lore. It is said he has to be milked every 30-45 minutes just to keep his balls from growing too large. Women flock from all over the world to make love to his valuptuous cock, and no girl is ever left unsatisfied. Many consider his lengthy friend down below the eighth wonder of the world.

My girlfriend can't stop talking about Abe Flores, time to move on.

by SexGodO-Dog October 4, 2023

South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.

That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.

by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023

Dirty Flores

The act ot taking a big shit in someone's mouth when they are using it to disrespect you.

He was shillin' for them 49ers like a fool and the Ravens did a Dirty Flores on him.

by Bad AI December 26, 2023

colonia flores

a hispanic gang that started in bellflower called colonia flores or also known as CF.
with little members and young members starting at the age of 12.

1. ay foo lets bang on colonia flores.
2. where are you from, im from colonia flores foo

by Dafar1975 January 15, 2024

The Floridian Fent Dart

Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies

Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.

by Johnny Slim November 15, 2023