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Lizzie Crack 

When an individual has become so enamoured by a woman by the name of Elizabeth that she inevitably becomes like the drug 'crack' to them, that they just simply cannot get enough. Partly due to her ridiculously short tongue that has the pulsating ability of a satisfyer.
I was so not into that guy but he's hooked on the Lizzie Crack and now I just can't seem to shake him off.
Lizzie Crack by Jslizzo April 6, 2022

girl-crack

Something addicting a man says or does that makes a girl have butterflies.
When he gave me that ring, that was serious girl-crack.
girl-crack by bitcoingraffiti December 28, 2022

FREE CRACK! 

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
FREE CRACK! by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

Bass Crack 

The area below the bass but before the ass crack
it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack
Bass Crack by basscrack April 13, 2023

Ass crack of fuck 

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

twenty pounds of crack 

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.