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the bird sandwhich 

Another word for feeding someone your penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc. Either in the mouth, vagina, ass, etc. Basically just throwing it at whoever wants it, the way they ordered it.
Hot Bartender: "Are you from Drexel Hill, because you have a hot Drexel Hill accent?"

as the batender bitch walks away

Drew: "Looks like someone wants a taste of the bird sandwhich!"
the bird sandwhich by TJ Harp January 28, 2008
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cuss bird 

A person who swears alot. Almost every word they say is a swear word.
Joe: "You motherfucking asshole. I should fucking kill you."
Joe's mom : "You are such a cuss bird. Wash your clothes yourself."
cuss bird by kgpretty August 12, 2008

Gospel bird, gettin' the gospel 

I'm gettin' the gospel bird, Gettin' the gospel (Picking up the chicken) for the party!

mexican bird bath 

when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it
i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much
mexican bird bath by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

flappy bird 

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"
guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"
flappy bird by NutzHangLoww February 5, 2014

Humming bird 

A person of questionable mental status involved in gang or mob relations.
Mostly people with hallucinatory or severe personality altering disorders.
Most commonly referred to as hummers or Hummlings.
"Did you see the Humming bird the boss just brought in? I heard he was quite the catch"

"Maybe we can get a sober hummer to fight in the ring, they can get pretty crazy"
Humming bird by Xxcron July 5, 2014

Great red bird

the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...