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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
mugGet the Blocked canalmug.

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
mugGet the clock blockmug.

Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.
Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.
by Numerati August 11, 2024
mugGet the Pi’s Blockmug.
When trying to define the aspects and functioning of the gravponics system it gets denied, blocked, and unpublished on urbandictionary.com.
Even though i am clearly describing it in a clear manner and referencing other gravponics related articles, the information that i am trying to describe just wont get published. It is a real thing that is getting blocked no matter how i am describing it. I see alot of words on here that are fabricated and they get approved. To deny even this definition is to say its not happening is the essence of the gravponics description block.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013
mugGet the gravponics description blockmug.

Gummy block

A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.
What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block
by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022
mugGet the Gummy blockmug.

zilla from da block

Someone who is straight off the block killing shit and beating every odd against him.
He had nothing and turned it into something he is a Zilla from Da Block.
by Creator Pseudonym November 23, 2021
mugGet the zilla from da blockmug.

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.
by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013
mugGet the Mock Blockmug.

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