village asshole

the asshole in the group of friends

This is the village asshole and he is the village idiot.

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022

Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.

Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Asshole

A person who makes people feel like shit most know as an Ayden

Oh wow he's such an asshole must be named Ayden

by Wacky person 242 November 18, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

asshole fiend

A male homosexual

Stay away from that nightclub, man, it’s full of nothing but asshole fiends.

by Cousin Rebel April 22, 2018

asshole

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying

Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole

by alekbie2 May 21, 2021