ur grandpap trap 

Next best thing after “ur granny tranny”
Every time this is said, the planets rotate around the dun 5 times in ten seconds.

Bill: ur granny tranny
Bob: don’t make me do it
Bill: DO IT PUSSY
Bob: Ur grandpap trap
*Bills gets exploded and the earth is ruled by bob.

ur grandpap trap by YEET.BOI May 24, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap 

The all time best roast ever said

Tim: ur mom gay
Me: ur grandpap a trap
Tim:(dies)

Ur grandpap a trap by Ur gaybois June 6, 2018

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

Chinese finger trap by Dmart891 June 23, 2018

White Person Trap 

noun, countable, intangible -When a black rapper or artist adds one or two, or maybe even three, n-words in a forgettable spot in a song, such as in the middle of an uninteresting verse or bridge; only to be accidentally rediscovered by an unsuspecting white person singing along or doing karaoke. Unrelated with trap music, traps, and trap houses.

Person 1: Damn, Early 2010’s Nicki Minaj was the queen of the white person trap; she did it in Anaconda, Super Bass, and Stupid Hoe.

Person 2: I know, I was at a karaoke bar the other day, 20-something white girl was drunkenly singing “Anaconda”, freaked her the fuck out. She ended up saying “real country-ass neighbor”.

White Person Trap by He is one thousand July 5, 2018

Colorado Bear-trap 

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

Colorado Bear-trap by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Waiau Throat Trap 

Freeze your log of poop and place each end in the mouth of 2 people while they are asleep then tape their heads together forcing them to wake up deepthroating your log.

"good damn I taped bigK and littleG's heads into a Waiau Throat Trap last night, they depthroated the shit out of my Log".

Waiau Throat Trap by Degcrerson March 29, 2019

ur grandpap a trap 

1 step higher than ur granny tranny

bill: ur mum gai
Jeff: ur dad lesbian
Bill: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Bill: *cries

ur grandpap a trap by the middle school memes! April 23, 2019