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Five Guys

A subtle reference to a girl who is perfect, a 10, a mythical unicorn.
This party is the pits, but did you see that Five Guys?
by smarmy May 9, 2008
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Chocolate Milk Guy

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy
by jeofry September 18, 2019
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10 for the big guy

Common slang term used by organized families, similar organizations, and politicians that the head of the group receives 10 percent gross (traditionally a %, but could be an equivalent fixed amount similar to 10%) from any deal for leadership, direction, brokerage, and coordination of the deal. Usually referred to by one's head director, head executive, or the Number 2 guy.
Hey, don't forget to hold 10 for the big guy in the China business deal.
by Blood Alpha December 19, 2020
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I hate to be that guy, but...

A phrase people can add before saying something nitpicky, like correcting you on some inconsequential fact.

Often secretly means, "I love to be that guy", since the kind of people who say it get a little thrill from correcting others and being pedantic.
"I hate to be that guy, but... you said The Matrix came out in April 1999. It was actually first released on March 31st."
by JCR1987 August 20, 2014
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I know a guy

When you know how to personally contact an expert in a particular field--especially when the subject is unusual, strangely specific, or illegal. Often used when you do not want to reveal the identity of the contact or how you came to make the acquaintance of such a person.
Co-worker: "The boss said a hooker took off with the USB flash drive with all our vital code stuck up her vagina. How are we going to find her and get it back?"

You (not wanting to talk about how you did IT for a pimp/gynecologist who owes you a favor): "I know a guy."
by General Deviance June 28, 2018
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Christian Guy Syndrome

A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.

When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.

CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.

Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
by jp-c August 9, 2015
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Burger King Guy

Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.
by routerlmao April 18, 2021
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