Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 23, 2022

veteran tree

A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.

Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.

by Mrs.Paper Cut July 04, 2021

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 20, 2025

tree bros

The ship name of Evan Hansen and Connor Murphy from the musical Dear Evan Hansen

That tree bros fanfiction made my day better on all levels.

by flightless_birds August 22, 2017

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 15, 2023

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 30, 2004

tree tie back

A Tree Tie Back involves two maybe three, but occasionally works with large numbers as well. Unfortunately, far too often most folks go years without - but still, everyone remembers their first Tree Tie Back.

“A Tree Tie Back? I remember my first Tree Tie Back! It’s been far too long.”

“Tree Tie Back’s aren’t for the weak of heart that’s for sure - must’ve been me & Nan back in 82’”

by Dixi Wrecked August 13, 2024