Ghetto Pest Control 

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

Ghetto Pest Control by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Ghetto Toast 

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"

Ghetto Toast by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Ghetto Gravy 

(Gif Unrelated)
When You make a mixture of pussy juice, blood from a male, urine from either a male or female and lastly gravy.
However, its classified as "Suburb Sause, until you pour it down the throat of a corpse of a homeless man.
I am not kidding, this is a REAL thing...

"Yo bro! i just found some Ghetto Gravy outside!"
"Cmon, Man! Lets dig in!"

Ghetto Gravy by Professional_Idiot May 23, 2025

Ghetto Fatigue 

Becoming exceedingly tired of the endless shenanigans that take place in low income areas, particularly urban areas.

I was watching the news and the story showed some ill behaving folks in the city when I was guy with ghetto fatigue.

Ghetto Fatigue by Shuddup Sean June 6, 2025

Ghetto Doily

A cheap napkin placed under a cup or bowl on top of a tray or saucer. Serves to prevent it from sliding around while being carried and to absorb a small amount of spillage

The poor waitress nearly dropped by bowl of soup and it sloshed out onto the plate. It could’ve been a disaster if she hadn’t put a ghetto doily under it.

Ghetto Doily by BigChimichungus January 2, 2026

Ghetto Glider

Any one of many Anerican 1970's style large sedan or coupe gas guzzling automobiles.

That Pintiac Bonneville is a real ghetto glider.

Ghetto Glider by Ghetto Glider February 1, 2026

Ghetto Crotch

When a child is seen wearing stained, usually Walmart branded cloth leggings that are ill-fitting and sag in the crotch area.

“Dude, that kid’s got ghetto crotch”

Ghetto Crotch by okgirlwhatever March 7, 2026