Semen donkey 

When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.

I was fucking this girl so hard I gave her a "semen donkey"

Semen donkey by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014

catch the donkey 

V.

1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.

2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.

1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.

2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.

catch the donkey by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008

get off my donkey 

A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.

"Get off my blue donkey, bitch!"

get off my donkey by Jordan May 28, 2004

inverse donkey punch 

while getting a blow job,,, you punch the girl in the face,,, then blow your load in her face,,, and say bet you didnt see that cumin did ya.

yeah my girlfriend pissed me off last weekend so i gave her the inverse donkey punch now she has a black eye and a sore throat. That will teach her to be a fucking slut.

inverse donkey punch by the progenitor June 8, 2010

Swamp Donkey 

In the summer when its hot and your ass is wet from sweating you place it on someones face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Its 90 degrees out your sweating and your sleeping friend whom pissed you off earlier is about to wake up to the rank smell of ass after you give him a Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey by Cornealious Baxter March 2, 2008

Rutting Donkey

woman giving it the porn star treatment during sex

I was banging her and she was going like a rutting donkey

Rutting Donkey by Tony 810 January 20, 2009

absolute donkey 

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...

Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro

absolute donkey by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019