Yo momma

Something somebody says after fucking your mom

“Hey brad! What did you do last night? You weren’t at the party.”

“Yo momma”

by FegtheHedgehog May 13, 2020

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

Yo-Yo Manning

When, during an argument or conversation, you manage to smoothly loop back around to repeat a certain phrase several times.

"i swear I didn't eat your sandwich!"

"thats what they all say"

"we have checked the footage, it was Jim, not me!"

"thats what they all say"

"STOP YO-YO MANNING"

by Velvet Pimpson March 17, 2024

Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.

by Acethecase June 1, 2023

Yo momma

October 21- Say yo momma as an answer everytime your teacher calls on you ;)

Mrs.Farticles: Yes Daryson

Daryson: YO MOMMA-

*and the crowd goes wild*

by mytiktokis0miazlcruz0jkjk October 19, 2019

Yo Mama!

Yo Mama!

Person 1: Yo Mama!
Person 2: That's the seventeenth time you've said that today.

by MightyDM December 27, 2020

Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.

It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.

by anonymous April 10, 2025