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The University of Miami, the REAL U. Not to be confused with any backwater Pennsylvania hick towns (see Unionville, PA) which 99.9% of the population has never heard of, or any high schools located within said insignificant hick towns. This is the one that people have actually heard of and would give their left nut/first born child to be associated with.
This place is private not public. We have as many people in our school as you do in your class. But we'll still kick your ass in football. We dont pay to go to the games and the stadium may be 20 minutes away- but we drink in it. We pre-game like you party. We live where you vacation. We suntan while you freeze. We party harder then you know how to. And the places we party you've only seen on TV. We're going to the next bar while you're passing out. It's ok to be jealous. We understand your animosity. We live the life you wish you had. And of over 4000 universities and over 1700 division 1 schools, only one is simply known as "The U"

Better than your school since 1925...
the U by sierragolf119 October 19, 2006
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Whip U Dead 

A master ranter, and funny guy.
Some random stuff he says includes "Holy Vaginas" or "vagina cakes"

Here is an example of Whip U Dead "Verbally owning" cr4ckshot
(03:43:15) <+Whip_U_Dead> and learn to type
(03:43:18) <cr4ckshot> u fcuking no lifer(
03:43:22) <+Whip_U_Dead> so go eat a large bag of flaming shit you asseating pissant
(03:43:33) <+Whip_U_Dead> go hang yourself with your mousecord you buttfucking pussy.
Whip U Dead by [Jen] August 11, 2006
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F.U.B.A.R.

As in a failed military operation which got pwned
F.U.B.A.R. by Barnaby Lane November 22, 2003
Bi Until Graduation (B.U.G.): term for numerous college females who frequently engage in (usually drunken) sexual activity with other college females, generally doing do for an audience or camera. After college however, they refuse any sort of activity again, calling it "gross" and that in college they were just "experimenting".
"Whoa, I heard Vanessa made out with Carly last night at Rick's party!"

"Yeah dude, she's not a lesbian though, just a B.U.G. She's just doing it for attention."
B.U.G. by Oecophylla October 9, 2009

F u b a r 

Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.
Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.
F u b a r by Special Edward January 9, 2008
Sport Utility Vehicle. Similar to a station wagon but built on a light-truck chassis. Usually equipped with four-wheel drive for on or off-road ability, some SUVs include the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan. The SUV's popularity has since declined,due to criticism regarding excessive gasoline consumption, pollution, cost, and poor safety.
The "S.U.V.'s" consumption of gas is really high.
S.U.V. by coco38 January 28, 2009