BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

BURNT TURD by mwecky January 3, 2019

Mega Turd 

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

Mega Turd by urasscrack January 12, 2019

Green Turd 

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

Green Turd by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019

Ghost Turd 

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

Ghost Turd by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

Secondary Turd 

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.

You are a secondary turd man

Secondary Turd by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019

Secondary Turd 

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

Secondary Turd by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

Bush Turd 

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.

Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.

Bush Turd by futuregoggles July 3, 2019