The White Lady

When your phone (referring to landline mostly) is suspended/disconnected and the recorded message on the other end speaking.

I called you yesterday but the white lady answered.

by Eric29theGreat January 13, 2016

Succulent lady

A desert plant lady that specializes in cacti and succulents.

The succulent lady says put just a dollap of water on the cactus then don't touch it.

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

lady greg

The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg

Lady Greg blessed my Greg

by Unknown bone March 25, 2023

barenaked ladies

I want them carnally

i want barenaked ladies

by shitandpissworldtour March 22, 2024

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

moon lady

a fake woke woman who celebrates the full moon with ritzy parties for her rich friends; New Age spirituality used to trap and neuter awakening souls into being more passive in the face of tyranny; extinguishes the ancient flame of sacred rage under the guise of it being "low vibe." also known as a "Yoga Karen"

That Moon Lady sure does eat a lot of caviar

by AWylde December 11, 2023

Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder

Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner

by KJZCore June 19, 2022