smokestackado

pronounced "smokestack-a-do", meaning "it's the most I can do". Coined some time in early 2008 while playing billiards pretty terribly.

seller: "I'm willing to let this 1772 flint-lock rifle with spring-loaded bayonet go for $6,000"
Corey (Big Hoss): "I'll give you like...80 bucks. Smokestackado"

by FudgeMoney February 21, 2011

smokeist

Somebody who discriminates people based on the fact whether they smoke or not.

-Hey, this Tom really is a nice guy :)
-Nah, he smokes, he ain't no good!
-You faul smokeist you!

by bamboomy May 10, 2011

Smokerazzi

A person whose favorite past time is to smoke cheap cigarettes such as Parliments. Even better they smoke hand-rolled ciggies. A true smokerazzi also likes to dish the dirt and smoke at the same time. Generally, a smokerazzi is up in everyone's business and loves to creep. In short, a smokerazzi is like the paparazzi and a hardcore smoker rolled into one.

Zach: Oh look there's Teresa again, talking smack on people and chain-smoking ciggies.

Rebecca: She is such a Smokerazzi!!

by cHsTrash May 20, 2011

smokeholics anonymous

An identification of anonymous people who try to regulate other's personal habits like smoking.

A statutory warning was insufficient on the cigarette pack, hence came the smokeholics anonymous.

by doodling June 30, 2011

smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

Smokeys Mum

A woman who smokes marajuana and has intercourse with random men.

Look out there, there's a smokeys mum

by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015