Zacharius

Easy-going, down-to-earth, and never lead astray. A gentleman with morals that don't shake, and a charismatic smile that draws the ladies. An artist, a musician, a lover like no other, (he takes his time and always wants to please his woman). He's all about family, and would die to defend them. Muscles for days, and an intellect that can't be beat, he's an example to any man that crosses his path. He is a born leader that God annointed with a perfect gift to touch the hearts and minds of anyone placed in his care.

Zacharius is the real deal...you're stupid if you let him get away!

by milk_n_cookiez February 3, 2010

Zach

A man who generates sheer epic fucking history. A man that will, and by no intention, influences the wind to gust at extremities higher than the potential velocity of an asteroid striking the earth with terminal impact whilst anything and everything else stirs with nothing more than the speed of a flutter created within blinking an eye. A man that strides down the street with unrivaled confidence, sometimes only obtainable after zaching the night away prior, that the surrounding population of passerbyes are compelled to participate in the act of throwing themselves towards oncoming traffic (if none around, enticing on a one-night stand with the nearest base of a man-hole) as the result of an entire lifetime of perspective shifting so dramatically they can no longer bear to struggle the combustion of internal conflict encompassing their every thought. Conflict created with the disbelief that one man can exist with such refined elegance, such vast and seemingly infinite knowledge. That one man can bend the very essence of 'being', solely with his power of will, to whom otherwise would be inconceivable and thus driven to insanity in attempt. That this one man, can possess such polished and divine character, with unparalleled tenacity that one could only describe with the predicate of magnificence, all the while his watch is keeping incredible time.

"Those stars sure are shining Zach tonight".

"If only I could gaze to the awe that is Zach without this protective eye-wear".

by errybodyalltogethernow January 18, 2011

Ed Zachery Disease

Very nasty disease that prevents women from getting dates or having sex. This was coined by Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese sex therapist.

Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachery Disease."
Ed Zachery Disease? What's that?"
"Vewy sad. It's when your face rook Ed Zachery rike your ass."

Also see Butterface, or ButHerFace

by TimmyH September 8, 2006

Zachary

An incredibly inspirational piece of art. He looks emotionless on the outside, but is full of love on the inside. He can be doubtful, but he will never be doubtful of the feelings he has for you. He makes you feel like you are the most amazing person in the world as well as the most beautiful. Once you have him, you will never want to let him go. He is the stunningly handsome with the eyes of a god and gorgeous hair. You can have deep conversations with him one minute and then just sit in silence the next. There is no shortage of love from him. He always has open arms that are wonderful to fall into.

Maggie: Zachary is so amazing!
Elise: I know, right?!
Maggie: I never want to leave him!

by hipstacoolkid June 6, 2015

Zachary

the most charming young man you could ever meet, usually very athletic. Very aggressive and knows how to treat a lady. Never pass up the chance to get to know this one of a kind sexy beast.

"Bro, that dude's gotta firm butt!" He must be a Zachary.
"He treats me like i'm a princess." Yep, that's Zachary for ya.

by ztw October 8, 2011

Zachary Vance Hlavac

a star in the making!

Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!

by Fiercee#1 April 5, 2009

Zachory

An awesome guy. He's nice, funny, attractive and is just absolutely amazing. Sometimes he may make you want to smash your head on a wall, and he can be very annoying. He has a great sense of humor and is just fun to be around. He can be inappropriate but usually in a funny way. He easily makes friends and is a bit weird, but that's what makes him so cool. He can be harsh sometimes but only when it is truly necessary. Overall he is a great guy and is a great friend.

Person 1: wow that guy is pretty annoying.
Person 2: no he's awesome when you get to know him, he's zachory.

by JRlvr December 9, 2013