relax yourself

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.

Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.

by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself"

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

by mami 2 da fullest May 2, 2004

fuck yourself

What is being proposed is not going to be a possiblity.

Joe: I think I should get to sleep with your girlfriend!
Jim: Go fuck yourself!

by Steve V December 2, 2007

Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.

Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.

by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009

go fuck yourself

To tell someone to go away or to just leave you alone or never talk to them ever again.

PJ: Hey can i eat dinner at your house ?
AJ: yeah right, go fuck yourself.

ahhaha

COMEBACK: if your a male or female and an ugly opposite person of sex tells you to "go fuck yourself", you should reply :"I'd rather be fucking myself then fucking you". ahhaha

by jUiCY JAYDA October 1, 2007

cobain yourself

A common phrase that means to kill one's self; preferably with a shotgun to the head but the phrase does not have to be so specific to the ways in which one commits suicide. This phrase is usually used to emphasize one's failure in something, in return gettig "epic lulz".

Average white male #1: Dude, my girlfriend said I was a loser because I live with my mom.
Average white male #2: Dude, good Lord! Cobain yourself!

by Tom-Paul April 13, 2008