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Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
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Nipple Yard

In Scandinavia, the word used to describe the area around the nipple. In many countries, 'nipple' describes the whole area but Scandinavians differentiate between the nipple and nipple yard.
"She took off her bra and she had a HUGE nipple yard"
by finnka August 9, 2015
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Mel Gibson in a train-yard

Adjective

refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.
I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.
by Andrew from 'consin March 3, 2008
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going yard

To hit a home run, but overused by annoying talk jockeys who want to sound cool.
"Lame announcer" ...and then Jeter went yard and when Damon came to the plate he also went yard. Seems like the whole lineup may be going yard today Brent. No "smallball" today!
by holdennnnnnnnn September 16, 2009
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yadidi

It is the same question as, "You Know What I'm Saying?"
Yadidi mean when i explain this math problem?
by Ravi P June 11, 2006
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Yard Nazi

A suburban neighbor who systematically overcuts the lawn,leaving a raised line of grass delimiting one's yard from the Yard Nazi's. Usually mows just before the neighbors, even before sunrise.
Life partner 1: "Dear, why are you in such a rush to mow?"
Life parneter 2: "I've got to beat the Yard Nazi."
by LizzieLee December 3, 2006
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1000 yard stare

You'll find that the phrase was in fact koined during the Second World War and popularized when a painting of a Marine exhibiting the stare was accompanied by a notation to the effect that Marines referred to the look as a "two thousand yard stare". However, the stare itself has been known as long and man has engaged in persistent, long term combat that resulted in Battle Stress Disorder.
The Marine exhibited the 1000 yard stare typical of victims of PTSD.
by TB58 February 4, 2016
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