smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.

Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.

by The ConTessa November 26, 2007

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

sore winner

An individual that makes a gamble on contracting an STD, and upon winning, walks away with a new sore somewhere on their body

after a 1 night stand with a girl I met at a bar I became a sore winner

by bp-pd September 24, 2011

sore winner

A person, usually male, who boasts incessantly of a particular carnal conquest and a few days later develops syphillis.

Bob wouldn't stop bragging about his wild one-nighter until he became the sore winner, chancre sores and all.

by The Grottomaster September 27, 2011

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it

when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

by Brian October 14, 2004

Stinker Winker

the stinky part of your winker.

your mother has a stinker winker... dumbass

by I Rock the E August 21, 2008