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Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.
Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!
by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010
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wienerschnitzel

you gotta love der wienerschnitzel.
by Boquian July 19, 2004
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Wiener Tits

Also sometimes known as "dick tits"

Correct meaning is nipples that when a woman is excited or cold stick out so far they appear to be boners in her shirt.

When a woman is not excited or cold they droop looking as wieners hence the name wiener tits
My god I saw this girl that was nipping out so bad it looked like she had wiener tits!
by Jon "Studley" Miller May 14, 2008
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bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.
G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.
by BruceLlama December 23, 2009
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wiener pull

Penis stimulation, which may be done to oneself or by another person. Can also be known as a hand job.
"Yeah dude, he took her into his car and she gave him a wiener pull."
by Brooks Edwards November 3, 2007
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wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.
I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.
by earwaxntoast June 27, 2008
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wienerd

The combination of two classic insults, wiener and nerd.
"Check out that wienerd over there with the popped collar."
by mjk23 March 28, 2009
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