buddy-whisperer

One who's thirst has allowed him/her transcended the level of mortals and can sense the shape and size of dicks.

I saw that dudes bulge and knew exactly how big he was. Trust me on this i'm a buddy-whisperer

by Jahwatcher May 15, 2015

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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

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Bush whisperer

A lesbian that befriends a recently divorced woman.

Looks like Jennifer has a bush whisperer, guess she finally dumped Gary.

by Rejoker February 22, 2020

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Riff Whispering

When a guitarist is deep in a riff and their mouth appears to be whispering words.

James is riff whispering so much when he shreds, he looks like he's praying.

by RouseMeNot May 6, 2020

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twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

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Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

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