darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father

Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016

Darth Vader

The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.

Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.

by proudyellowman April 28, 2011

Vader

Short for elevator. Derived from the whole slang phrase of 'Darth Vader."

Joben - "Hey man are you gonna walk up the 12 flights of stairs with me?"

Mohammad - 1. "No way son, I'm takin' darth."

2. "No way son, I'm takin' the vader."

by Robert Faggott April 1, 2010

Vader

The unusual side effect of whippits and some other inhalants that causes ones voice to become hilariously deep momentarily.

Leeps "No way dust off!"
Anthony "Here have some"
*sssstssssttsstt-sstt*
Leeps "Oh shit.....(deep voiced) I thought..haha...I thought....wubwubwubwub hahahahaha!!"
Anthony "Oh man Leeps is going Vader hard!!"

by Herzesser October 21, 2012

Vader

At a place of employment; an old school, non-millennial superior who holds employees accountable. A Vader is often considered a scary figure or "an ass hole " by those under his tutelage. A Vader is highly regarded by those that supervise him.

Holy shit, man! The captain went all Vader on me about the reports! I had to stay late and finish on my own time.

by Zebra1234 May 17, 2018

Darth Vader

A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod

Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.

by FingerNMclit May 25, 2023

Darth Vader

.They don't need paternity tests.

Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father

by sextynine March 24, 2020