by Eve March 27, 2005

A person who does not think fast enough.
A slow thinking person
An unintelligent person
A person who does not seem to be paying attention to the conversation or environment, therefore having slow reactions or responses.
A person who does not catch jokes, or flirts.
A Stupid ass
A slow thinking person
An unintelligent person
A person who does not seem to be paying attention to the conversation or environment, therefore having slow reactions or responses.
A person who does not catch jokes, or flirts.
A Stupid ass
by JaimeHuizar April 12, 2006

A male who owns a truck with stickers of popular brands and ,or items on the back window ,and most commonly will have a lift kit installed on the truck ,and dirt bikes tied down in the bed of the truck. Aims to attract as much attention as possible to himself.
by av king July 26, 2011

(Laying on you're stomach in bed) hey baby I've got a trick.
what is it?
can you push on my lower back real quick? I can make a truck horn. pppppppprerp (fart noise).
what is it?
can you push on my lower back real quick? I can make a truck horn. pppppppprerp (fart noise).
by Fart Master Flex September 19, 2013

You can identify them by their work boots and loud exausts. They will spend 80% of their day on craigslist saying "I think I'm going to get this truck" and then end up driving a rust bucket into the parking lot saying "I'm going to fix it up" or "I got it for a beater"
by Jack Goph April 23, 2016

"My girlfriend is a freak, she loves getting toe-trucked."
"Toe-trucking is the shit, thats when you get fingered with a foot."
"Toe-trucking is the shit, thats when you get fingered with a foot."
by Miss Puerto Rico August 9, 2009

miss-ter-truck 1 Noun. Meaning: A name given to a toy automobile by a child.
2. Verb. Meaning: God once fucked elves becuase they didnt make "Mr. Truck" correctly.
3. Substance. Hyper reactive solution only found in ants feet.
2. Verb. Meaning: God once fucked elves becuase they didnt make "Mr. Truck" correctly.
3. Substance. Hyper reactive solution only found in ants feet.
"I once used Mr. Truck on my hoe and it broke...."
"My shoe smells funny because it has Mr. Truck all over it"
"If I owned a cat I'd probly abuse it..."
"My shoe smells funny because it has Mr. Truck all over it"
"If I owned a cat I'd probly abuse it..."
by Beanumy June 23, 2006
