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Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
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Hiking the appalachian trail 

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

hightower trail middle school

a school with snobby rich kids, asians, "emos", and probably 2 black people. It's a school where to be popular, you have to have uggs, vineyard vines, and a white boyfriend who thinks he's black. the teachers overload you with homework, and it's probably the most stressed you'll ever be. the dress code is probably stricter than it is in prison, and the only exception is if ur popular then there is no dress code for you
teacher *sees nerdy girl walk by with shorts 1 cenimeter above knees*
teacher "HEY YOU GO CHANGE HERE AT HIGHTOWER TRAIL MIDDLE SCHOOL WE HAVE A VERY STRICT DRESS CODE POLICY AND THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!"
girl *cries and runs away*
teacher *sees popular girl walk by with a crop top and short shorts*
teacher "love ur outfit hun!"

sex trail 

A trail of clothing leading toward an area where sex is taking place. Usually a bedroom, a couch, a cave, where ever two or maybe three, four or five go to get their freak on.
Room Mate #1: Hey Dude, what's all this clothing doing on our floor?
Room Mate #2: It's a sex trail leading to Ryan's room.
Room Mate #1: He must be getting a mouth full up there, look at this bra, 36 MM
Room Mate #2: Yeah, he's a motor boating son of a bitch!
sex trail by Big Frankie V March 20, 2009

Camel Trail 

The skid marks on the panties left behind from a constant camel toe.
My girlfriend came home after a long day of wearing tight workout pants. As she seductively gazed in to my eyes while pulling her pants down, my peripheral vision caught a glimpse of her crusty "camel trail" just after the suction was released from her wedged camel-toe panties.
Camel Trail by Ninjee Star February 25, 2015

admin trail mix 

When you flip over a keyboard of a system admin, programmer or other tech and bang on it. The stuff that falls out is "admin trail mix".
We were all disgusted by the admin trail mix that came out of Bob's keyboard and had to disinfect his desk with Lysol.
admin trail mix by Omglolhax February 2, 2017

Lebanon Trail High School 

The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.
Lebanon Trail High School is pretty diverse and gay.