TP

A small rounded creature that you may find under tables at Beijing banquet or getting donor hoagies at the kebab shop.

Mom who's that strange man eating chips of the floor, don't worry that's just TP

by Beijing banquet supporters clu March 27, 2025

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

TPS

It means "Their personal slave" You can use it in an argument with a friend, family member or your
bae over text, email or dm

"Jacob u r such a bad friend its like u r tps"
"Mom, Stop he's using u, you r his "tps"

by Carrier101 December 26, 2018

Papa TP

the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.

Papa Tp was clutch in covid times

by PapaTP August 11, 2022

TP

is where a woman is revealing her cleavage and her breasts are seemingly tit poppin!

that womans got BIG TP!

by Jina Carey August 11, 2008

TP

Tp means like chill out

for example someone's getting on hotz say: tp fb
chill out fat bitch

by local nyc addict September 9, 2023

Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.

“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”

by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023