torpstiv

When you're beyond blackout drunk. So freakin' drunk that you can't control your actions. You act purely on impulses and make people around you say ''gå nu hjem Torp!!!''

He's has reached torpstiv. Get him home before he does something so insanely stupid that everyone in the world would facepalm simultaneously.

by TobyTheSalvator April 21, 2017

torpeella

Are tortillas that a female uses to wipe herself after urinating and are then used to make burritos

Matt knew that giving Nickki lotsa Margaritas meant there'd be a good chance of him having a burrito wrapped in a tangy and tasty torpeella!!

by von groovy April 28, 2019

Torpoodo

When you cat gets the zoomies after taking a massive poo and run around at torpedo speed.

We'll look at my little torpoodo

by Scoop007 January 16, 2022

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.

Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.

by stackwhacker April 22, 2015

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017