Thorkler

When you fart in a pool, bathtub or lake and bite the bubbles when they surface.

I saw Jesse thorking in the pool. He is indeed a thorkler.

by Kingdddeeznuts January 12, 2019

Thoughtnic

Thoughts regarding nicotine that can only be alleviated by consuming said nicotine

Wow bro, I just eliminated so many thoughtnics by snacking on that nicotine

by cumsock27 February 18, 2020

Night thoughts

(Noun)
Like shower thoughts but at night

Person 1: what if oxygen is just an addictive substance and that’s why we die when we don’t get any. We rely on it so much it became a necessity
Person 2: What? It’s night this is not the time to be thinking about this
Person 1: Night thoughts are taking over

by Fox_PineApple April 2, 2020

Power Thought

A thought but like super strong

Girl: Where should we go to dinner tonight babe~

Cody: OH WAIT BABE IM HAVING A POWER THOUGHT.... CHICK FIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by ARSENALISTOXICAF24 October 6, 2020

SEND THOU BOSSOMS

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.

Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."

by East hills come back to school February 11, 2022

Wherefore art thou

Spoken by Juliet in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Wherefore means “why", in this line Juliet alludes to the feuding families of the play - lamenting Romeo's name.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

by DerpySqwuid December 7, 2018

tchoukball

pronounced jukeball

Tchoukball is an indoor team sport developed in the 1970s by Swiss biologist Dr. Hermann Brandt, who believed that "The objective of all physical activities is not to make champions, but make a contribution to building a harmonious society". His aim was to develop a team sport which did not involve the horrific injuries which he viewed as plaguing other sports.

A Utopian sport that offers opportunities for everyone from 7 to 77 to play, no matter what their physical condition. played with one ball and two rebound frames on either sides of a normal sized court. points are scored my shooting the ball at the frame in a way that it does not hit out of bounds, hit the crease, or get caught by the opposing team. there are no interceptions in this game, along with no physical contact.

(THANKS TO WIKIPEDIA FOR THE FIRST PARAGRAPH)

the tchoukball team scored an epic goal against the other team, chaos ensued.

tchoukball is an excellent, politically correct sport.

by Colin Van Every February 18, 2008