dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.

I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/

by mag$$ February 19, 2017

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

split pee

the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet

Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?

DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.

by pooma March 1, 2010

lane splitting

Driving between lanes on highways and/or roads. Usually performed on a motorcycle.

Daaaay-um dog, you seen that nigga split lanes on his 1300?

by Alkan April 27, 2003

banana split

When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.

Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.

by mts311311 July 28, 2009

marijuana split

Hair style for men where in the hair is long, shaggy and parted down the middle.

Nice marijuana split.
Thanks, got any weed?

by outsideTHEbubble January 11, 2008