Giddy Pile

When a grown man dress's in a skimpy school girl outfit and while masturbating pounces on unsuspecting victims.

Anthony giddy piled a school girl once...now he's not allowed within 300m of schools.

by Camio Sparklz October 11, 2012

suck pile

Another term for 69. Simultaneous oral sex.

Hey baby, let's go make a suck pile ;-)

by sarbuff123456789 June 12, 2016

soda pile

A pile of empty, crushed up beers. First used in the skate film Soda Pile (2018).

Damn, I hope the cops don't see that soda pile.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.

by strobeck June 1, 2018

piles of fuckery

noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.

"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"

by BntrLrd April 15, 2016

Colorblind Pile

The clearance section at any chain fabric store.

OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!

by miss_dys July 20, 2010

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019