Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

past perfect

The attribute of material being actual because it has a non-discrete beginning and a discrete end.

The past perfect attribute of material stipulates that there is no present or material is in the near-past.

by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

by Nick February 7, 2004

jizz paste

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth

I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste

by That dud July 2, 2017

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

airline paste

Semen found in an airline toilet

"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"

by rasputin July 17, 2003

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021