Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.

Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.

by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022

mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021

Mexican Mule

When a man pees in a women's anus.

When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.

by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006

mule leg

An erect penis that is eager or kickin' for some action

This chick at the club was grinding on me all night so we went back to her place and I gave her the mule leg!

by Joe Homebrew July 6, 2006

buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around

"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."

by Bill Wang October 13, 2008

Marissa Mule

One who speaks way too intellectually for their age, and is very mature; Super good at singing and knows how to entertain a crowd; Unique and very fashionable; Puts school work first (not a nerd); Smart, funny, unique; Besties with Lid:

You should know her.

Hey I think I saw Marissa Mule in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQlSJIObbQ&feature=channel

by Marissa Mule December 28, 2008