proper heavy

to be entirely sober after consuming alcohol and doing drugs.
danny: i am so dizzy
ricky:i dont care, look at kevin!
su; he is PROPER HEAVY
by dit me di cho January 27, 2018
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Rock Heavy

The less desirable shift at a strip club. Overweight or manly built female.
You want to go to the strip club. No man it's lunch time the place is to rock heavy.
by SuperMenendezBros September 16, 2011
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heavy business

Heavy Business: a difficult, uncomfortable situation that is likely to involve a fair amount of suffering.
- John and Sheila's house was robbed.
- Wow, heavy business!
by SaltyD23 October 18, 2011
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heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.
by Chromium April 03, 2005
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Heavy Blooded

a common slang used by Arabs which means unfunny comedian
Andy : uh her comes Jane, she's so heavy blooded
Walter : atleast she tries
by Mediumkey June 30, 2019
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Heavy DB

A Heavy DB is a heavy douche bag. This person is a pathological liar, has poor morals, and steals. This person is portly, balding and has generally poor hygiene. A Heavy DB creates a world of make believe to make their miserable lives better. They frequently change jobs to avoid paying child support, lie about owning fast cars yet drive an intrepid, and are generally economically unstable.

Heavy DBs are social camelions anxious to conform into what ever you want them to be. If told to be on drugs, they will be on drugs. If you can dream it, they will do, all the while saying they have done it 'too much' in the past. They will be anything you tell them to be, just don't ask them to be responsible adults.

This person will have sex with the most unholy things. A DB has knowingly had sex with a girl with herpes, twice.

The Heavy DB has self appointed nicknames such as J-sizzle, Big Dirty, or Locomotive. No one calls this person by these dreadful monikers, but a DB is likely to introduce themselves as such things.
Joe: Hey Harley, why do you look so angry?

Harley: Mike invited me to his party, but all he had was Natty Ice and all I could hear was Papa Roach playing on the radio.

Joe: Natty Ice and Papa Roach?! What a Heavy DB!
by thegoodruss September 06, 2010
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Heavy Lourde

A giant weight that Strong Bad drops on Homsar after a fan asks Strong Bad to kill him.
What es eet, Stwong Baaaad!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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