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Sheila's Rule 

A fairly simple rule, generally used in domestic situations, which dictates that when you vacate your seat, you have no automatic right to sit back there when you return. Once empty, a seat is open to anybody to sit in, irrespective of the circumstances that caused the previous occupant to vacate it.
Person A - "Excuse me, I was sitting there!"
Person B - "Sheila's rule -sorry"
Sheila's Rule by gypsyb October 14, 2011
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Sheila's Naptime 

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.
Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok
Sheila's Naptime by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

Sheila Slawiak 

A ass fucker that loves to suck on dat shit nigga.
Student: You Got Sheila Slawiak
Other Kid: No, I'm So Sorry To Hear That
Sheila Slawiak by MrCommunist February 23, 2020

Sheila Sledga 

A Boddington, Western Australia term, designed to describe the act of owning a multiple-posted bull bar. Bull bars that are heavier duty than the standard ARB and have more than four upright posts as part of their construction. The requirement to be a "Sheila Sledga", is to be manufactured of steel and be able to completely wipe out a woman's existence.
"That big dawg Taliban Tan 79 has a real Sheila Sledga on the front, hope a girl gets minced like a chicken in that"
"Fat bitch deserves be hit by a Sheila Sledga"
"I Hope that lanky fuck Conrad gets thrown into my sheila sledga at max pace"
Sheila Sledga by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

sheila shuffle 

When a woman wiggles her hips side to side while pulling up her pants.
*Woman hikes up her pants and does a little wiggle
"Niiice."
"Down Unda we call that the Sheila Shuffle."
sheila shuffle by MrJonny94 June 3, 2022

A Sheila 

He saw A Sheila & she was so beautiful he just had to tell his friend about his encounter. Turned out they flirted!
A Sheila by Starchylde June 7, 2016

sheila broflovski 

She's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
Wow this sub is such a Sheila Broflovski