hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.
by spinal365 January 19, 2011
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fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.
by MarthNi June 03, 2018
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fb cacography

When someone has left their facebook account signed in and someone else posts a status on or changes a setting of the account.
That's not my status it's FB Cacography.
by The Real Programmer December 12, 2014
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fb break

an excuse for not doing work because you're on facebook or distracted by the internet.
I should be writing a paper right now but I'm on my fb break
by ragermajor June 08, 2012
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FB gangbang

when a Facebook user "pokes" more than one person, especially if it is three or more people at one time.
LoL! I just had a FB gangbang just gave 49 people a good poking!!!!! Muahahahaha!
by txphoenix71 September 12, 2013
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FB whores

When bitches message your man behind your back saying "we r just friends. We grew up together" but all along, they flirt with your man and u find out. Then they act all innocent but in all reality, they r FB whores.
Those bitches think they slick messaging Scotty, but they got caught being FB whores.
by Noresun2noAmy2 January 05, 2024
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Fb gangsta

Usually a hood rat residing in Oakland county MI. He will use words like bruh and nigga. He will give his address out freely to fight bitch ass hoes for no reason. He will screen shot fb threads to jack off to in his spare time. He will be missing his four front teeth by age 34 which will help with the all the dick sucking. For this is now his new career after talking so much trash on social media no one will hire him.
Sean: I'm so fb gangsta, I'll bury you in my back yard bruh.
by Selmablair March 17, 2017
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