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is this gonna be on the test?

Queston asked by students who really don't care about true learning.
Teacher: And that is why the Texas flag has only one star on it.

Student: Is this gonna be on the test?

Teacher: .... Yes... you know what? Every word I utter from now on will be on your test. And, no, I will not slow down my lectures nor will I lessen the amount of information I will continuously vomit until the very second the bell rings.
by jbushido August 1, 2010
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Edgar Allan Poe Test

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America
Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009
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dip test

When a woman surreptitiously fingers herself to distinguish whether she's started her period or it's simply vaginal discharge.
I got nervous cause I felt a wet tingle, so I had to duck into my cubicle and do a dip test and it was allllll good!
by Ms. Dip Tester April 24, 2007
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Skype Test Call

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.
Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!
by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008
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Crash Test Dummy

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.
Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.
by EmichG September 7, 2007
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Star Test

Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring
Californian1: Man we gotta take the star test next week

Californian2: F**k srsly!!!??? Ahhhahahah

Random Smart Ass: Well its better than running miles or math finals!!

Mr. Smart Ass gets beat up da bay way by the entire hood
by bayfish May 6, 2008
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Surprise test

A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer
Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.
by Tyler Falen April 10, 2015
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