The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.
by RealE October 10, 2014
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Derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and Diagnostic ( investigation or analysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )
Derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and Diagnostic ( investigation or analysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )
Man those tappet brothers knew exactly what to tell my mechanic and my wife about the three Chevy El Caminos sitting in the front yard. I think they saved my marriage and my cars!
by Jmonkey August 10, 2005
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These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.
John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.
by cinti August 24, 2006
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john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.
john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.
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Get the telecangs mug.(1) When a female or male mate sees an atractive woman or man and express thier feelings to their mate.
(2) When your partner masturbates to celebrity seen on a movie or television excessively.
(2) When your partner masturbates to celebrity seen on a movie or television excessively.
Robert: oh man I saw my wife looking at John Cena excessively.
Andy: You better watch out before she starts telecheating on you
Andy: You better watch out before she starts telecheating on you
by Willie dizzle November 23, 2007
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Partial British influence
tele short for telephone + call
Partial British influence
tele short for telephone + call
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